X^4 Memes

The mathematical alignment chart nobody asked for but everyone secretly needed. From the proper "x to the 4th power" to the absolutely unhinged "x four" and "x tesseracted" — this is what happens when mathematicians develop personality disorders. I've seen students write "x squared squared" on exams and died a little inside each time. And don't get me started on "antiderivative of 4x^3" — technically correct but the kind of thing that makes me want to retire early. The chaotic evil "x times x times x times x" is what I hear in my nightmares after grading 200 freshman calculus papers.